so i watched the new hetalia
a message i never thought i’d have to send
if u have a problem with female protagonists in video games i want you to stop poisoning my air with your toxic presence
the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents
- OMG: ogle my girth
- BRB: boobs really bounce
- SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
- KMS: kiss my scrotum
- WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
- TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
- JFC: jizz fun, cool!
- PKMN: pokemon
Some more of my brother’s statuses that keep me young.
PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.
Blaming it on germany